Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
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Viva Levitra….
By: bobwayne on: Mar 9,2008 In: getting old, humor, life chronicles, middle-aged chroniclesThe Diva Drew and I were watching TV the other night and a commercial came on for Levitra.They mentioned in the commercial that we could find Levitra in the latest issue of This Old House. How cool is that? You can erect a house with Levitra! That’s some potent shit, man!
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Okay, now I’m really pissed off. Youth-impaired?
By: bobwayne on: Jan 30,2008 In: Fireball XL-5, Youth impaired, getting old, humor, life chroniclesI learned a new phrase today. Ready kids? It’s “Youth-impaired.”
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Bottom of the Barrel Baby Boomer
By: bobwayne on: Jan 28,2008 In: getting old, humor, life chroniclesI found a note on my desk this morning. It said, “Next blog post – Bottom of the Barrel Baby Boomer”. Cool. Problem is, I have no idea what the brilliant thought was behind this post idea.
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Live Fast, Die Young, Yada, Yada; A Little Tough at 50
By: bobwayne on: Jan 27,2008 In: cheap wine, getting old, humor, life chroniclesI went to grab my shaving cream this morning out of the bottom cabinet in the bathroom. A bolt of pain shot through my back that just about sent me flying over the toilet. I won’t deny that getting older has it’s benefits. However, aches, pains, creaks, groans, and general decrepitness ain’t part of the benefits package.
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