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	<title>WIT AND HUMOR - A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE &#187; life chronicles</title>
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	<description>Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something</description>
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		<title>Celebrate Good Times, Come On!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 05:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Piggy celebrated the evisceration and impaling of Osama bin Laden (okay, he was just shot in the eye, but one can dream&#8230;) with a BIG party. He even baked a cake shaped like the part of Osama&#8217;s anatomy he hopes they cut off for &#8220;DNA identification.&#8221; Piggy is a bit blood thirsty. He doesn&#8217;t get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brookdale Center needs to go the way of Apache Plaza</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Aldi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brooklyn Center Minnesota]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brookdale Center is as big an eyesore as Apache Plaza was. So rather than this &#8220;pie in the sky&#8221; idea of creating a mega entertainment center that has no connection or appeal to the local population, why not bull doze the thing and build a sensible combination of office, retail, restaurants, apartments, condos and anchor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Minnesota Drivers &#8211; An open letter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Minnesota Drivers, Tooling around the North 40 in the family tractor does not qualify you to drive on city streets. I would just love to know what the hell they teach in driver&#8217;s ed here. For instance: When the light turns green and you&#8217;re in the left turn lane, you&#8217;re supposed to pull into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SlimTs &#8211; A girdle by any other name&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 19:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[getting old]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girdle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Men's Health]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[SlimTs&#8230;Oh my gawd! Are there really guys out there buying a freaking girdle? Are you kidding me? I don&#8217;t even think women wear girdles any more. I don&#8217;t know, maybe they do. But a man in a girdle? Sheesh! Okay, guys. If you&#8217;re buying a girdle&#8230;excuse me, a SlimT, to get your fat gut up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Art Shanty Project Lures Dr. B &amp; The Madcap Geographers</title>
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		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/art-shanty-project-lures-dr-b-the-madcap-geographers#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. B]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, this weekend saw much mayhem and debouchery at the Art Shanty Project on Medicine Lake in Minnesota as it drew the bleary eyed attentions of that infamous gang, Dr. B &#38; The Madcap Geographers. Kind of like Sly &#38; the Family Stone but without the &#8216;fros and the weird clothes or the music or&#8230;um&#8230;well, maybe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A philosophical discussion of primates&#8230;really&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/a-philosophical-discussion-of-primates-really</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics & religion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Piggy considers humans to nothing more than glorified primates. Simplistic, voracious and great fried on a stick over glowing coals. So our philosophical discussion of Malcolm X and his assassination presented decidedly different viewpoints...]]></description>
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		<title>You Might Be A Sarah Palin Fan If&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/you-might-be-a-sarah-palin-fan-if</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/you-might-be-a-sarah-palin-fan-if#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might be a Sarah Palin fan if...you think Katie Couric asked trick questions...]]></description>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s watching BBC America&#8217;s Torchwood &#8211; Children of Earth</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/whos-watching-bbc-americas-torchwood-children-of-earth</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/whos-watching-bbc-americas-torchwood-children-of-earth#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life chronicles]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[BBC America's Torchwood - Children of Earth is full of moral dilemmas. How would you solve these issues if you were the one trusted as the leader? To my way of thinking, this is the Kobiashi Maru. The no win situation.]]></description>
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		<title>I thought I&#8217;d have to kill myself if I heard another word about Dead Michael Jackson</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ranting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dead Michael Jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Anything to get away from the latest news about Dead Michael Jackson. He was an entertainer. He had talent. We all danced to his music. But just shut the fuck up and bury him already!]]></description>
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		<title>Missed Bob Dylan&#8217;s birthday&#8230;again</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/missed-bob-dylans-birthdayagain</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/missed-bob-dylans-birthdayagain#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 13:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[T visited Smrfld about a year ago and he had tickets to see Dylan at the old Woodstock location. I gotta admit, Smrfld really does things right.]]></description>
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