Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Excerpt this…Piggy’s been cloned and he’s out to stop it.Or at least complain about it a hell of a lot.
You might be a Sarah Palin fan if…you think Katie Couric asked trick questions…
Piggy is out on the town in Italy, runnin’ his mouth and runnin’ the risk of getting himself and The Rose Ensemble kicked out of Italy.
The Diva Drew left yesterday afternoon for Italy with the Rose Ensemble. They are performing at a two week choral festival outside Milan. Piggy, of course, went with her. That stupid pig gets to go everywhere. What about Bob?
He damned well better bring me back a bag full of truffles or there’s gonna be hell to pay. It’ll be “suck on an apple, Piggy” time…
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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