Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
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It Just Ain’t a Life Without Over-The-Top Friends
By: bobwayne on: Feb 8,2008 In: Dawn, humor, life chroniclesI was talking to my friend Susan this afternoon. She told me she was going to the liquor store tonight to get herself “a box of drunken tramp”. Then between giggles she told me, “I’ll be the prettiest gal in the trailer park!” Share and Enjoy:
Yes, the caucuses have arrived in Minnesota. Now, don’t misconstrue my headline. I love democracy. I believe in it [unless, of course, I could be dictator - then you'd all be screwed]. And I don’t know about the Republicans but the Democrats believe there may be 75,000 to 100,000 people participating in their caucuses. [...]
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Okay, now I’m really pissed off. Youth-impaired?
By: bobwayne on: Jan 30,2008 In: Fireball XL-5, getting old, humor, life chronicles, Youth impairedI learned a new phrase today. Ready kids? It’s “Youth-impaired.” Share and Enjoy:
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Minnesota Winters Suck – Nietzsche Be Damned!
By: bobwayne on: Jan 30,2008 In: humor, life chroniclesYou know, it takes brass balls to put up with Minnesota winters. It’s like the relationship from hell. Every time you walk out the door you get slapped. Share and Enjoy:
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Bottom of the Barrel Baby Boomer
By: bobwayne on: Jan 28,2008 In: getting old, humor, life chroniclesI found a note on my desk this morning. It said, “Next blog post – Bottom of the Barrel Baby Boomer”. Cool. Problem is, I have no idea what the brilliant thought was behind this post idea. Share and Enjoy:
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The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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