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The Ruins – It looks scary alright…especially if I spent money to see it…
By: bobwayne on: Mar 16,2008 In: Lisa Drew, Movies, humor, life chroniclesLast night the Diva Drew and I were watching a little TV. Luckily, our video coma was interrupted by previews of a movie called “The Ruins”.
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It was late. They’d reached the bottom of the box of cheap drunken tramp and disco CDs were scattered across the floor. They’d been consumed by the feral Piggy dance. Their lips had brushed and then clung in quiet desperation. And now they stared across the rumpled pillows into each other’s eyes. Piggy’s tenderloins ached with [...]
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By the way. For those of you who want to know who St. Reptilicus is, think of him as a psychotic Dionysus. Or as a giant grasshopper from Mars with psychic abilities. Either one is appropriate.
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Viva Levitra….
By: bobwayne on: Mar 9,2008 In: getting old, humor, life chronicles, middle-aged chroniclesThe Diva Drew and I were watching TV the other night and a commercial came on for Levitra.They mentioned in the commercial that we could find Levitra in the latest issue of This Old House. How cool is that? You can erect a house with Levitra! That’s some potent shit, man!
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Okay. I’m not even going to try and explain what we were doing here. Suffice it to say it was about 10 o’clock on a Friday night and, I hate to admit it, but the Diva Drew and I were stone cold sober. See Piggy in action:
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