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	<title>WIT AND HUMOR - A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE &#187; humor</title>
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	<description>Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something</description>
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		<title>Minnesota Drivers &#8211; An open letter</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/1011/minnesota-drivers-an-open-letter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Minnesota Drivers,

Tooling around the North 40 in the family tractor does not qualify you to drive on city streets. I would just love to know what the hell they teach in driver&#8217;s ed here.
For instance:
When the light turns green and you&#8217;re in the left turn lane, you&#8217;re supposed to pull into the middle of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Expose! Piggy Back From Vacation. Tells All!</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/966/expose-piggy-back-from-vacation-tells-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 15:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Buddha Squirrel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese government]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Translation of headline: Buddha Squirrel dragged Piggy to rehab and got him wrung out in spin dry enough so he could put two coherent sentences together.

Turns out, Piggy really was “rescued” by the Chinese government’s secret Commienaut space program. When the Yellow-Menace-One space capsule got back to earth, Piggy was quarantined along with the two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Piggy home! But we can&#8217;t get the story&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/922/piggy-home-but-we-cant-get-the-story/</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/922/piggy-home-but-we-cant-get-the-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chinese Secret Police]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[space]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wine]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;until he sobers up. We have no idea how he got away from the Yellow Menace and back home. Last we heard he was captured by the Chinese Secret Police in space and taken to a secret prison where he was tortured for information.

(Hmmm&#8230;why does this sound familiar?)
Anyway, we were attempting through diplomatic channels to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Does snoring cause weird dreams?</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/909/does-snoring-cause-weird-dreams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:29:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Georges Pompidou Center]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paul MaCartney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Fifth Element]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Diva Drew is sick as a dog. When you&#8217;ve got a set of pipes like a classical singer has, and they get clogged up, the whole world knows it. At least the whole subconscious world inside my head knows it.

It&#8217;s the only reason I can think of for my weird dreams last night.
Okay, so the first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funniest spam yet&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/875/funniest-spam-yet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was monitoring my Junk mail folder this morning. I get around 250 junk emails a day but sometimes the &#8220;good stuff&#8221; ends up in there so, hey, gotta check.

Anyway, I&#8217;m reading down the usual list of Viagra, Penis Enlargement and watches I can&#8217;t live without and I finally saw something new that actually grabbed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Piggy escapes from the aliens!</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/868/piggy-escapes-from-the-aliens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sir Richard Branson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spaceship Two]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virgin Galactic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wit and humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I&#8217;m afraid Piggy&#8230;er&#8230;I mean we&#8217;re so excited Piggy escaped from the aliens! Unfortunately, his bacon went from the frying pan into the fire so to speak.

While he was able to get out of the spaceship, he hasn&#8217;t quite figured out how to get down from outer space. Which means he&#8217;s floating around the planet with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Piggy back from &#8220;swine flu&#8221; vacation&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/846/piggy-back-from-swine-flu-vacation/</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/846/piggy-back-from-swine-flu-vacation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bubonic plague]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Swine flu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Only Piggy would think spreading swine flu is a vacation. And only Piggy would think he needs to up the stakes with a nice bout of Bubonic plague...]]></description>
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		<title>Rod Stewart&#8217;s new CD Soulbook misunderstood&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/838/rod-stewarts-new-cd-soulbook-misunderstood/</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/838/rod-stewarts-new-cd-soulbook-misunderstood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny thoughts about Rod Stewarts new CD Soulbook...]]></description>
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		<title>Sony&#8217;s eight-inch wonder?</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/524/sonys-eight-inch-wonder/</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/524/sonys-eight-inch-wonder/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[instant on option]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sony's eight-inch wonder? I just gotta know who came up with that headline for Yahoo! Tech Daily Features...]]></description>
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		<title>Strange Sex Scene</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/778/strange-sex-scene/</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/778/strange-sex-scene/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Strange sex scene...]]></description>
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