Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
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Dear Minnesota Drivers,
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Translation of headline: Buddha Squirrel dragged Piggy to rehab and got him wrung out in spin dry enough so he could put two coherent sentences together.
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…until he sobers up. We have no idea how he got away from the Yellow Menace and back home. Last we heard he was captured by the Chinese Secret Police in space and taken to a secret prison where he was tortured for information.
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The Diva Drew is sick as a dog. When you’ve got a set of pipes like a classical singer has, and they get clogged up, the whole world knows it. At least the whole subconscious world inside my head knows it.
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I was monitoring my Junk mail folder this morning. I get around 250 junk emails a day but sometimes the “good stuff” ends up in there so, hey, gotta check.
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About Bob Wayne's Blog
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
The Official Mascot of Bob Wayne’s Blog – Piggy!!!
Yes, Piggy is sitting in the oven. But I swear it's just to keep warm here in Minnesota!
(Disclaimer - No Piggies were roast... er.. hammed... uh.. harmed in the bast... er.. taking of this picture - really)
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