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Everyone has strange friends. At least I hope so. It keeps life from turning drab and grey.
Take, for instance, my friend, Dawn the Glamour Queen. We were chatting on the phone the other day. I mentioned that I did a four hour search engine optimization training with a woman who’s husband is a dermatologist.
The woman [...]

You know, when people whine to me about how boring their lives are, I just really can’t relate. With friends like mine,I don’t even understand the concept of “normal”.
Dawn and I were chatting yesterday about this and that, pretty “normal” conversation. Then I said something I thought was pretty reasonable and she said, “Oh, [...]

I took my friend Dawn to an oral surgeon yesterday and then gave her a ride home afterwards. Since she got gassed, she missed all the festivities in her mouth.
I learned a few things though from seeing her in the recovery room after the surgery. I really hate seeing my friends so frail, fragile [...]

Okay. I’m not even going to try and explain what we were doing here. Suffice it to say it was about 10 o’clock on a Friday night and, I hate to admit it, but the Diva Drew and I were stone cold sober. See Piggy in action:

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I don’t know how many of you are sci-fi fans. If you’re a fan of the defunct TV show Firefly or if you are fond of the movie derived from the show called Serenity, then you are probably familiar with the term “bright & shiny”.
In this fictional world created by Joss Whedon, if something is going well [...]

My friend Dawn was over one Friday night lot too long ago for Sci-fi Night. The Diva Drew made a spectacular dinner, as always, and Dawn brought caramel corn (or carmal corn, as we Midwesterners pronounce it). During dinner, the conversation turned to cats.
“I miss my cat,” Dawn remarked.
“So do I,” the Diva returned.
“You miss my [...]

I was talking to my friend Susan this afternoon. She told me she was going to the liquor store tonight to get herself “a box of drunken tramp”. Then between giggles she told me, “I’ll be the prettiest gal in the trailer park!”
I have weird friends, thank the gods.
Take for instance my friend Dawn. We met in [...]