Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Yes, we’ve decided that a mascot is in order for Bob Wayne’s Blog. For you ambitious types, his picture (complete with disclaimer) is located at the bottom of the middle column. For couch-potato types who still want to see him, here you go.
Oops! I forgot to mention. Piggy has a drinking problem. But have no fear. He’s a functional alcoholic. He always collapses near the oven. Where it’s warm. Yeah, this is Minnesota. Ya gotta stay warm here. Even nice tenderiz…uh..tender piggies.
- Tags: blog mascot, humor, Piggy
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About Bob Wayne's Blog
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
The Official Mascot of Bob Wayne’s Blog – Piggy!!!
Yes, Piggy is sitting in the oven. But I swear it's just to keep warm here in Minnesota!
(Disclaimer - No Piggies were roast... er.. hammed... uh.. harmed in the bast... er.. taking of this picture - really)
dawnpatika
February 11th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Is Piggy seeing anyone?
Bob Wayne
February 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Like all men, Piggy is a pig. However, Piggy has issues. It’s best he keep a low profile ’till the heat is off.
kittywumpuss
February 11th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
r u kidding? there’s nothing like a hot pig