Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Yeah, I’m lazy. I’ll admit it. I’d rather sit here and write my blog and scratch my butt and have people send me money than do anything of value to earn it. Does that make me evil?
I mean, my wife is a classical singer and people are always telling her it must be nice to not have a real job. And then I have to douse her with ice water before my Polish Diva rips out their throat and stuffs their head with sauerkraut.
I’m the one who has to sit here in my office and bear all the singing and howling and gnashing of teeth as she tries to master music written 600 years ago by some guy who had his testicles removed before his voice dropped.
Regardless, that’s what this blog is about. No, not testicles. Essentially….nothing. Think of it as the Jerry Seinfeld Show of blogging. Did I spell his name right?
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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