WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

SlimTs-can-fix-anything

SlimTs…Oh my gawd! Are there really guys out there buying a freaking girdle? Are you kidding me? I don’t even think women wear girdles any more. I don’t know, maybe they do. But a man in a girdle? Sheesh!

Okay, guys. If you’re buying a girdle…excuse me, a SlimT, to get your fat gut up off your belt, maybe you should get your fat ass into the gym! Do you think your wife is snickering behind your back? Do you think she’s telling all her girlfriends that her husband is wearing a girdle? Do you think all her girlfriends are snickering behind your back?

This is almost as bad as the “comb over.”

“If I just comb these three long hairs across the top of my head, no one will notice I’m bald.”

Grow up and get over it. There’s not a damned thing you can do about being bald except cut your hair short and live with it. Or shave your head. Yes, we all know that the guys shaving their heads are doing it because they’re bad-asses, not to hide their baldness.

Get your lame fat ass into the gym and burn that fat gut off of you. Stop eating like a 17 year old and start eating responsibly. Or just live with the gut. No one is going to be fooled that you burned all that fat off overnight. They’ll know you got a girdle. There will be much snickering and finger pointing at the water cooler.

Consider this fair warning. Don’t make a bigger fool out of yourself than the time you got drunk at the Christmas party and…well, everyone in the office already knows about that one.

Piggy ordered his SlimTs yesterday. I think that pretty much says it all…