WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

…until he sobers up. We have no idea how he got away from the Yellow Menace and back home. Last we heard he was captured by the Chinese Secret Police in space and taken to a secret prison where he was tortured for information.

(Hmmm…why does this sound familiar?)

Anyway, we were attempting through diplomatic channels to get him back (why, I’m not really sure). But when we got up in the morning three days ago, there he was; passed out on the kitchen counter with his favorite wine.

We’re still waiting for him to wake up so we can get the details. That was a lot of wine for one pig.