WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

Yes, I’m afraid Piggy…er…I mean we’re so excited Piggy escaped from the aliens! Unfortunately, his bacon went from the frying pan into the fire so to speak.

While he was able to get out of the spaceship, he hasn’t quite figured out how to get down from outer space. Which means he’s floating around the planet with a piggy spacesuit on, waiting for someone to rescue him. Fat ch…uh, we haven’t heard of any rescue attempts yet. We’ve called NASA, the Russians, the Chinese and Arianspace.

For some reason, they aren’t returning our calls.

We even tried Virgin Galactic. Sir Richard Branson answered the phone. He said $200 Grand and they’re on their way. Burt Rutan said he’d bring the barbecue sauce. I told them I haven’t got that kind of money.

The line went dead. I tried back but they wouldn’t answer the phone. Probably busy waxing SpaceShip Two.

We’ll keep you posted…