Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Piggy is back from his vacation. He’s a pretty happy pig. He’s been flying all over the country spreading Swine flu everywhere he goes.
His only disappointment is that it wasn’t fatal. Too many people actually survive it. He’s working on finding a nice strain of the Bubonic plague to spread.
I told him to shut up, go to his room, and stop trying to breathe on me.
- Tags: Bubonic plague, Piggy, Swine flu
About Bob Wayne's Blog
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
The Official Mascot of Bob Wayne’s Blog – Piggy!!!
Yes, Piggy is sitting in the oven. But I swear it's just to keep warm here in Minnesota!
(Disclaimer - No Piggies were roast... er.. hammed... uh.. harmed in the bast... er.. taking of this picture - really)
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