WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

Piggy better watch his step or he’s going to wind up in an Italian sausage pizza. Now he’s preachin’ to the congregation.

I told him not to go blabbing his Piggy Power slogans all over Italy but you know Piggy. Everyone has a right to his opinion.

At least he’s taking the time to ‘take in the sights.’ The Diva Drew took him to a museum and, of course, he had to be the center of attention. God only knows if The Rose Ensemble will ever be invited back to Italy after Piggy’s rampage through the cathedrals, museums and gelato shops.

He may have gotten them banned from France after his ‘incident’ in Paris. Of course, it was quietly hushed up by the CIA and the French Foriegn Legion.

Will we ever know the true facts? Probably not. Piggy won’t talk (amazingly) and the files were buried under layers of security and Top Secret classifications.

Not exactly an angel. Even St. Reptilicus knows better…

Piggy LOVES modern art Italian-style…although there seems something truly perverse about this picture…