WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

Yes, Piggy has been found by Buddha Squirrel. In Paris of all places. Could it be the siren call of truffles that drew our intrepid pig to the outskirts of La Ville-Lumière?

It sure as hell wasn’t the cheap airfares! Wait’ll I get my hands around the throat of that stupid pig! Of all the lame-brained, half-witted, fool pranks to pull…with my credit card!

How the hell did that stupdi pig get my credit card? And where the hell was Homeland Security? They let a pot-bellied pig fly to Europe on a stolen credit card! MY stolen credit card!

Pigs! Ya work your fingers to the bone to keep ‘em out of the barbeque pit and that’s the reward you get. He damned well better bring me back a bag full of truffles or there’s gonna be hell to pay. It’ll be “suck on an apple, Piggy” time…

And, of course, the Diva Drew is jetting off to Italy on Thursday and insists on bringing Piggy along. The little porker travels more than I do…

And he had the audacity to send me pictures…

Me in Paris.

Me in Paris

Me in Paris

Me in Paris

Me in Paris

Me in Paris