WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

Yeah, that’s “atypical”, not “a typical.” Piggy ran away. He’s really miffed about all the pig roasts going on for the Memorial Day holiday.

Can’t say as I blame him. The neighbors gave him a new body wash with a nifty brush applicator. Piggy really liked it until I told him it smelled suspiciously like barbecue sauce. Since then he just hasn’t been the same Piggy.

Moped around the house, stopped wearing his favorite truffle oil cologne; he even missed an episode of his favorite show: The Family Guy. (He thinks the fat little kids might be relatives.)

And now he’s run away. We have the Buddha Squirrel out looking for him. As soon as I finish sorting my socks, I’ll go out looking for the annoying little porker too. Or maybe I’ll have a couple beers and swat a few flies first to get in the right frame of mind…if you see him, don’t hesitate to, um…send us a letter.