WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

Pork Health Warning

A pork health warning is sweeping the nation as Americans are warned about the dangers of eating pork and ham.

Of course, the warning was issued by Piggy so it may need to be taken with a bit of salt pork or maybe some nice smoked sausage…

DO NOT INGEST PORK IF YOU:

Are pregnant, thinking of getting pregnant, were pregnant once, missed your period and panicked but weren’t pregnant, had sex with someone, had sex with something, had sex with yourself, thought about sex, were in the same room with someone of the opposite sex, were in the same room with someone of the same sex, had dirty thoughts, watched a porn move, wanted to watch a porn movie, got caught looking at porn by your mother, or ever had an apple in your mouth.