WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

Pretty exciting around here. Piggy is planning to open a new restaurant. He’s consulting with SCORE, writing up a business plan and he already has two items for the menu:

1. Ladyfingers
2. Man Popsicles

Of course, knowing how much Piggy loves humans, or should I say ‘human’, I have a feeling he’s going to have some problems getting the menu okay’d by the Food & Drug Administration. Not to mention a serious supply problem.

While there are plenty of pig farms and slaughterhouses, I don’t know of any human farms. However, some African and Arab countries like hacking body parts off of humans so maybe he’s outsourcing.

And isn’t that just like Piggy? To send all that work and money overseas? Everybody’s outsourcing these days.

It’s the CIA’s fault. Piggy probably got the idea from them when he heard they outsourced all the torture. Capitalism in action, that was.

By the way, Piggy also hired a couple of body guards. Meaty and Chunky. I guess he wants to make sure he doesn’t wind up on someone else’s menu.