Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Hugo Chavez running for US president? At this late hour? Yes, it’s true.
Piggy has rooted out this amazing political story on the eve of one of the most historic presidential elections in history.
Hugo Chavez has thrown his hat in the ring at the last minute. When asked why (ignoring the fact that he’s not an American citizen and isn’t qualified…in fact, illegal alien comes to mind…), Hugo Chavez had this to say:
“The evil archangels of Satan, McCain and Obama, are tools of the Reactionary Right and the Bourgeoisie War Mongers of the Bush/Cheney Military/Industrial Complex. The honorable poor and underprivileged shall rise up…”
Blah, blah, blah…whatever, Hugo.
Film at 3am in the morning.
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The Diva Drew
November 3rd, 2008 at 11:48 am
WAIT! Didn’t I see Piggy on YouTube dancin’ to Cuban Pete? Is that how he got the scoop??? Piggy dances to Cuban Pete
Pig E. Trufflesniffer
November 3rd, 2008 at 11:57 am
Piggies love to dance! We have the grace, we have the smooth moves, we have the inner Pig that women desire…
Yes, I entered a dance competition in Venezuela to get into that socialist pig wallow and schmoozed my way into the upper strata of the political swineherds. I got the scoop!
They could not resist the Piggy charm…
James Bond is a rank amateur…
dawnpatika
November 3rd, 2008 at 1:31 pm
So tell me–what so historically important about this election as opposed to any other presidential election?
Pig E. Trufflesniffer
November 3rd, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Uh…let’s see. The oldest fart ever to run for president versus the first black man with a snowflakes chance in hell of winning the presidency? Seems pretty historic to me.
Not to mention the Alaskan Bimbo proving that in America, any idiot can run for office, but that doesn’t mean people will vote for them.
dawnpatika
November 4th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Being old or black shouldn’t be an issue. Neither seems very important to me.
And any Bimbo can be president, just take a look behind you at the last 8 years.
Pig E. Trufflesniffer
November 4th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
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