Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
You Just Can’t Buy Live Entertainment Like This…
15Sep2008 Filed under: Dawn, Kittywumpuss, humor Author: bobwayne
You know, when people whine to me about how boring their lives are, I just really can’t relate. With friends like mine,I don’t even understand the concept of “normal”.
Dawn and I were chatting yesterday about this and that, pretty “normal” conversation. Then I said something I thought was pretty reasonable and she said, “Oh, you mean like Exactula? Dracula’s obsessive/compulsive brother?”
From there, the conversation completely unraveled. Dawn started talking about her obsessive/compulsive behavior which it turns out is folding things while she’s talking.
“Do you fold kittens?” I asked.
“You can fold ‘em but it’s hard to get a good crease.”
So, what do you and your friends talk about?
- Tags: boring, Dawn, Dracula, Exactula, humor, kitty-folding, Kittywumpuss, normal
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dawnpatika
September 15th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
LOL! We’re funny!
Bob Wayne
September 15th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Yeah, we’re funny, all right. The scary part is there was no alcohol or drugs involved. It’s a good thing Piggy’s in France or he’d be packing his stuff to move out right now.
Normally that wouldn’t be a problem but I need the rent money.
James
September 19th, 2008 at 7:15 am
Hi, I found your blog on this new directory of WordPress Blogs at blackhatbootcamp.com/listofwordpressblogs. I dont know how your blog came up, must have been a typo, i duno. Anyways, I just clicked it and here I am. Your blog looks good. Have a nice day. James.
Bob Wayne
September 24th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Good thing you found my blog because I’ve been stumbling around in the dark groping for it for weeks. That stupid pig is driving the damned thing now. There’s no stopping him. He’s mad I tell you…MAD!