Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Piggy is tired of finding his family in the freezer so he’s hired a marketing firm to create a campaign to stop people from eating pork.
Here are a few of the tag lines they’ve come up with:
“CHICKEN – IT’S THE ONLY WHITE MEAT”
“DON’T EAT PIGS BECAUSE PIGS EAT POOP”
“DO YOU REALLY WANT TO EAT SOMETHING THAT LIVES IN MUD?”
And then there’s Piggy’s personal favorites:
“HUMAN – THE OTHER WHITE MEAT”
“HUMAN – JUST LIKE PIG BUT CHEAPER”
Piggy even came up with a slogan for the Republican convention:
“THE POOR ARE HUNGRY? ILLEGAL ALIEN TASTES JUST LIKE SPICY PORK”
- Tags: eating pork, humor, illegal alien, Piggy, pork, Republican convention, white meat
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dawnpatika
August 21st, 2008 at 7:27 am
Preaching to the chior about eating pork. Shudder. We are what we eat.
Maybe Piggy needs a vacation. Perhaps Lisa could take him with her on her next singing tour. I can see it now; Piggy lounging at a little bistro sipping cappuccino, nibbling on a fresh, warm croissant, Piggy taking in the local sites, Piggy at a famous museum, Piggy biking down a tree-lined path through the park, Piggy napping on a park bench, Piggy getting down with his bad self at the disco, Piggy partying at the local pub, Piggy passed out in a pool of his own vomit. Ahh, good times.
Bob Wayne
August 21st, 2008 at 7:50 am
Those tenderloins Piggy found were in Lisa’s freezer. If she takes Piggy to France, he’ll be napping alright. A nap in a basting tray nestled in a bed of his favorite truffles.
dawnpatika
August 21st, 2008 at 8:57 am
LOL. Good visual.