Everyone has strange friends. At least I hope so. It keeps life from turning drab and grey.

Take, for instance, my friend, Dawn the Glamour Queen. We were chatting on the phone the other day. I mentioned that I did a four hour search engine optimization training with a woman who’s husband is a dermatologist.

The woman showed me pictures on her website of people who had gone through a new type of chemical peel. It was amazing. These people lost twenty years off their face.

So Dawn mentioned that she got a facial a few days ago. But Dawn is such a spaz she just couldn’t relax. So this woman was massaging some luxurious goo into Dawn’s face. She should have been melting into lala land. But what was going through Dawn’s head?

“I wonder if it hurts getting your head chopped off?”

Oh, but it doesn’t stop there. The woman moved down from Dawn’s face, rubbing and massaging her arms and hands and this stimulated another intriguing thought.

“I wonder what my skeleton looks like?”

Do I have great friends or what? Never a dull moment in Bob Wayne’s World.

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