Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Okay, I’ll admit it. I was a little concerned when the Diva Drew showed me the handbills the French were passing out at their concert in Paris. I mean, c’mon! Chants Slaves?
What would be going through your perverted little mind if your significant other brought something like this home? And don’t say, “Why nothing Bob. I’m sure there’s a perfectly legitimate explanation why your wife was a chant slave in Paris.”
Of course, then Piggy explained to me what it actually meant in French. Hey, how was I to know? And just what are you implying? And don’t give me that Jung and Freud crap…
St. Reptilicus Wants YOU! - To buy him a beer!The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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