Piggy says, "Vote early, vote often." Yes, our favorite political prognosticator, Piggy, has done it again. With the aid of groups like Acorn who hire the mentally deficient and the morally bankrupt, Piggy has found a solution to John McCain’s apparently losing candidacy.

When the Mob delivered the State of Illinois to John Kennedy in 1960, it was on the promise by dear old dad, Joe Kennedy, that his kids would lay off organized crime when they got into office. Well, we all know how that worked out.

And while the Republican Party managed to deliver Florida to Bush by declaring all blacks in Florida ex-convicts or homeless and deleting them from the voter rolls, Piggy doesn’t think that will work again.

So, now that Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Tinkerbell, everyone who died in the Korean War and the entire roster of the Chicago “Black Sox” have been registered to vote by Acorn, it should be easy for the McCain team to “borrow” those registration rolls and bring those people by the busload to electronic voting booths all across America.

So, as Piggy says, “Vote early, vote often, vote Republican.”

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