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Anthrax was discovered in Minneapolis, today, on a park bench near Lake Harriet. In a brave attempt to protect the community, Piggy snorted the entire dime ba…er…um..well, maybe it wasn’t Anthrax.

But it was definitely a plastic baggy of white powder and Piggy snorted the whole thing without a moment’s hesitation. Is he a hero? You decide! Leave your comment and let the public praise him or fry him in his own bacon grease…