Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Piggy may be a ham but when it’s time to work, he’s right there in the thick of it. Being a mascot isn’t easy. Especially for Piggy.
The role of mascot requires discipline, hard work and a serious commitment. Not Piggy’s strong suits (as if the lazy bastard has any strong suits).
However, what he lacks in almost everything that might be called a quality, he makes up for with his plush lovable exterior and affable willingness to hog the show.





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The Diva Drew
September 30th, 2008 at 6:50 am
I’m worried about Kim’s expression looking at Piggy - you know how popular pigs can be at luaus…at luaus…
Bob Wayne
September 30th, 2008 at 7:19 am
Let’s hope for Piggy’s sake Kim’s a vegetarian.