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Piggy Protests Olympics in China
6Aug2008 Filed under: humor Author: bobwayne
Yes, Piggy is very upset about the Chinese Olympics. He’s been glued to the TV waiting to see who’s competing in Mud Rolling. We didn’t have the heart to tell him there is no Mud Rolling category.
What can I say? It’s a popular sport with piggies. In fact, it’s the only sport amongst piggies. And now it’s been snubbed by the Chinese Olympics.
if there’s one thing that’s not fun to have in your house, it’s a pissed off Piggy.
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dawnpatika
August 6th, 2008 at 9:33 am
There are so many reasons to protest the Olympics this year I guess lack of a mud rolling compitition is as good as any. Piggy should probably stay away from China anyway, wouldn’t want him to end up in a giant wok full of pork fried rice.
Love the Frank Sinatra quote. What a guy!
bobwayne
August 6th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Yeah, we got the word that pork is very popular in certain regions of France so Piggy probably won’t be trying to sneak into Lisa Drew’s luggage for her trip to Paris in September…