Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
The Diva Drew left for France Tuesday on a three week performance tour with the Rose Ensemble. She had promised Piggy she’d take him with her but, being the lazy slug that he is (what the hell, he’s a pig), he slept in and missed the flight.
He has been inconsolable. No lovely French truffles. No lovely French piggies. No Roman mineral baths (Piggy saw “mineral” and thought they were mud baths - honest mistake for a pig).
He even borrowed my beret. Is there no end to Piggy’s torment?
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dawnpatika
July 21st, 2008 at 11:18 am
AND Piggy is stuck at home for three weeks with only YOU for company. Torment indeed. However, it might be a good time to do some of that male bonding I’ve heard so much about. Do some guy stuff, drink some beer, build stuff (well, maybe not in that order), scratch your naughty bits, whatever.
Hope Lisa is having a FABULOUS time and the Rose is knocking them dead in France. Hmmm, figuratively that is. Wouldn’t want to create an international incident by leaving whole towns full of dead French people in their wake. There’d be no one left to invite them back.
Bob Wayne
July 21st, 2008 at 2:59 pm
That’s okay. If they kill any French people, we’ll just say it was Cheney was trying to start another war to make us forget about the fabulous one he started in Iraq.
Bob Wayne
July 21st, 2008 at 3:01 pm
By the way, the Diva Drew called me from France yesterday. She didn’t ask how I was holding up. She didn’t ask if I missed her. She didn’t ask if the house was still there. No…she asked what is that thing on Piggy’s head. I told her it was my beret.
dawnpatika
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:50 am
LOL, nice! My kind of gal, sensitive and caring til the end.
At least Piggy didn’t have your underpants on his head. Speaking of underpants…
Remember the underpants gnomes from South Park?
Underpants + ? = $
That’s NEVER going to stop being funny.
divadrew
August 6th, 2008 at 10:22 am
hey now