What the hell was she thinking? Did her dad (Tony Curtis) do commercials? Did her mom (Vivien Leigh) do commercials? Does the Pope bear wood in the forest? Hell, I don’t know but I’ve probably just offended a half dozen Catholics. But that’s okay because I’m watching The Tudors and the Pope is just not impressing the hell out of me on that show. Why can’t he just give Henry his divorce?

I mean, what the hell was that stuff I mixed in my blackberry, rasberry, apple juice? I think it was some kind of rot gut tequila but I’m really not sure because I was distracted by Jamie Lee Curtis doing a commercial for Activia and now here I am in front of my computer thinking that, yeah, Jamie isn’t as young as she was in Trading Places but I still remember her doing her sexy dance in True Lies and I’ll be damned if I wouldn’t like to…

Of course, I remember…what the hell was the name of the demon in Buffy The Vampire Slayer who did her sexy dance? Joss Whedon had the good sense to show that little clip of it in the previews every week. And that used to get me off…

And now…I shall go back to watching Top Gear because in spite of the fact that they’ve never had Jamie Lee Curtis on the show I can forgive them because, well, I don’t know why, exactly, but I’m sure I’ll think of a reason as I sit in front of the tele…where’s my drink???

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