Unbridled passion on the gravel road of guns, lust and...poetry?Yes, it’s Valentines Day. And I stand before you as a hopeless romantic (still firmly ensconced in the closet). I refuse to “come out” for fear of reprisals by Muslim extremists and Evangelicals bent on the destruction of romance and sex. (I have no desire to pro-create. Been there, done that.)

However, I do love to feel that shiver up and down my spine when my woman looks at me like a prime cut of raw beef ready to “made and laid”. And doing some simple but special ”I love you” token that makes her melt in front of me from a focused career person into an “ohmygawd, I’d lay down in a pile of broken glass for this man” kind of woman is the ultimate treat. All it takes is a little work.

Think about that the next time your partner puts their arms around you and your first thought is, “I don’t have time for this…”

Yeah, relationships can suck sometimes. But all those special moments, minutes and when it’s really “in the groove”, hours of “wow, can I pick ‘em or what” is what life is really all about.

Rosebud…

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